As Trump turns 80, what's it really like to work as an octogenarian?

"The job was really not pleasing me anymore."

— Arthur Rose , Academic

"Working has kept me young, vigorous, energetic, knowledgeable, fun."

— Harriet Newman Cohen , Celebrity

"showed a series of videos which appeared to show the commander-in-chief dozing off in meetings."

— Ted Lieu , Politician

"the guy doesn't sleep, which is a big problem."

— Marco Rubio , Politician

"They want to see this anti-elite, anti-upper-crust, anti-upper-class event."

— Gwenda Blair , Academic

"I didn’t have anything against drugs, generally, but marijuana every now and then helps him out."

— Derrick Lewis , Athlete

"What’s happening at the White House is embarrassing as hell."

— Malcolm Kenyatta , Politician

"I don’t like it because I think they should be fighting indoors, always."

— Joe Rogan , Influencer

"Donald Trump has made a disgrace of America."

— Ed Krassenstein , Influencer

"It’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect."

— Bill Kristol , Activist

"President Trump’s sharpness, unmatched energy, and historic accessibility stand in stark contrast to what we saw during the last administration when Democrats and the legacy media intentionally covered up Joe Biden’s serious mental and physical decline from the American people."

— Davis Ingle , Politician

"The American people have never had a president as transparent as President Trump, who shares his thoughts with them in real time on all the important issues of the day."

— Olivia Wales , Executive

"You don’t have to wish me a happy birthday, because I’m not happy about that birthday."

— Donald Trump , Politician

"can hear the clock ticking."

— Donald Trump , Politician

"He’s really uncomfortable with it."

— Tucker Carlson , Celebrity

"I don’t like it because I think they should be fighting indoors, always."

— Joe Rogan , Influencer

"the emperor holding gladiator games"

— Bill Maher , Celebrity

"Dear Comrade Trump: On this, the occasion of your 80th birthday, I write to extend my sincere thanks for all the work you have done."

— Cory Doctorow , Activist

"I couldn’t let myself think about that."

— Donald Trump , Politician

"There’s a feeling when you hear someone is 80 that they are incapacitated."

— Douglas Brinkley , Academic

"Peace for the world."

— Donald Trump , Politician