One in 322 billion - club golfer defies birdie odds

"I was four over after the front nine."

— Allan Harrison , Athlete

"I went into the halfway house, had a pasty and a drink, and the lads laughed when I said I'd start the back nine fresh."

— Allan Harrison , Athlete

"My playing partner pointed out the pitch mark and said I must've nearly holed out - but it ran six feet past and I misread the putt."

— Allan Harrison , Athlete